I have been informed that I do certain things automatically. That's right, like a machine.
- If it's even slightly cold outside, I put my mouth into an "o" shape and exhale heavily so I can see my breath. Even if it's not cold enough to see my breath, I still do it.
- Whenever birthday candles are blown out, I swat at the smoke. Like every time. My brother pointed this out to me on his birthday. I realized it's because I have a huge fear of the smoke detector going off. I remember it happening when I was younger and the beeping...no, screeching...of that damn detector would terrify me. It seemed to always happen on Saturday mornings when someone was making toast.
- I fart whenever I walk out of buildings. Sometimes for minutes at a time.
- I talk in my sleep. My trusty wife informs me every morning of what I said during the night. Here are a few choice phrases and happenings from the last month: (1) "You can take off my pants whenever you want." (2) "Which direction are we facing?" (3) "I am so tired of the whining." (4) I briefly giggle several times.
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I never knew about the third one, but I guess it doesn't surprise me. And yes, I think I will undo your pants whenever I want.
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