Even though the statement is absolutely true in my case (Di never makes me eat my veggies when I pull that face), the little veggies are a little ridiculous. Ditto to all the little baby animals on baby clothes. What would happen if everyone in the world over the age of 2 just suddenly disappeared? I'll tell you exactly what would happen: The kids would all get stomped by elephants, eaten by crocodiles, and mauled by lions, because by buying them all these cutesy animal-laden clothes, we have inevitably set them up for disaster, making them think that all animals are cuddly, friendly creatures that have opposable thumbs and play with beach balls and eat with utensils. What a mess. So I think a new line of clothes should be launched, and I'll call it "Don't Touch The Freakin' Animals". Instead of a shirt depicting a squirrel playing tennis with a gorilla, it will be of this:
It's about time you little kids knew the truth: Animals aren't your friends. Even the family dog is terrified of you.
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I hate that picture of the Zebra and Lion. Seriously, I was at the dentist the other day and had to watch like 30 lions attach an elephant. Wouldn't that be the worst death...it would take forever. So sad. I am getting excited for you guys to have a kid. These months have FLOWN by.
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