Me: It tastes like burning in here. Hopefully it's not us.
Di: I can't smell anything.
Me: Man, my butt is stinging like crazy. Jeez, why does my butt sting?
Di: Stop! The car's smoking!
But the smoke wasn't coming from the hood. It was coming from my burning ass. My seat heater malfunctioned and burned a 1-inch hole through my seat cushion and starting burning through my pants. Yes, my new pants. That explains why my butt was stinging.
