Since we've had to start buying baby clothes for the boy, we've run across some interesting
stuff crap at various stores. Usually Target is regarded as having quality, non-weird stuff (looking at you Walmart), but on a recent trip this all changed.
What kind of bowlegged kid wears these? They're like poorly sewn MC Hammer pants. But here's the real treasure:
If your kid grows up expecting that his best friends are going to be a broccoli and a cookie, then you have failed at parenting and should probably be thrown in jail. My question is how broccoli and cookie met. Were they college roommates? Buddies from summer camp? Are they gay? Have fun explaining to your kid why you made him wear a shirt with a gay vegetable and bakery item on it.