Aiming high

I saw this on my way home from work a couple days ago. Apparently you don't have to aim very high to reach your dreams.



I wish someone would have told me that before I started college six years ago.

Don't don't don't

I don't care how well-behaved your newborn/toddler/man-child is, don't bring him/her with you to the movies. Ever. You are automatically a class-A idiot for even considering it. It completely ruined Space Buddies for me.

Oh please

So I guess this is coming out:



Is this really necessary? Haven't we seen enough movies with talking animals? Besides, I highly doubt that animals sound like kids. Probably more like old people, saying "get that frackin' camera out of my face, can't you see I'm trying to sleep on this printer?".