Today I decided that if I ever open a store, it will be catered to fashionistas, cougars, and people who think Madonna is an inspiration. I'm going to call the store "Ugly On The Inside".
It's going to be huge. There will be:
T-shirts
Wristbands
Hats
The whole irony of it will be that the idiots who will actually shop there won't get the joke. And I will be rich.
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My idea of a store would be to sell flags of countries that aren't really countries. Basically people that don't know what they are talking about would be my biggest customer base.
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